Trying To Tickle Your Ribs

| Romantic | April 16, 2014

(My boyfriend is a good head taller than I am. He is gangly and with a long torso. Sometimes I just like to say silly things. Also, I’m an English major, while he’s a business major who frequently talks about efficiency.)

Me: “You know, I think you have extra ribs.”

Boyfriend: “Oh?”

Me: “Yeah. Explains how your torso is so long.”

Boyfriend: *snorts* “Okay.”

Me: “You know, with those extra ribs, you’d be a really efficient snack for a cannibal.”

Boyfriend: *gives me a look*

Me: “Yeah! Pay for x amount of ribs and get extra ribs! Decrease spending!”

Boyfriend: “You’re weird.”

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