Trying To Separate Themselves From The Problem

(I’m helping a lady with her yearly income declaration. Starting this year, 0.2% from the income of each taxpayer will go to a political party of their choice.)

Me: “You need to specify which political party gets your 0.2%”

Lady: “Ugh. Do I have to?”

Me: “I’m afraid so. Here is a list…”

(The lady barely glances at the list and starts writing on the form.)

Lady: “Here. I’m giving money to [Small Separatist Party], since they just want to get the h*** out of here, and I fully agree with them.”