Trying To Rear-End The Discussion

| Related | January 6, 2012

(My dad has a little mini flashlight on his keys. He hangs his keys off his belt loop on the right side of his pants. The flashlight starts blinking.)

Me: “Dad, your flashlight is blinking.”

Dad: “What?”

Me: “Your right butt cheek is flashing.”

Dad: *checks* “Oh, wow. That’s so weird. I think it’s because my keys keep hitting it.”

Me: “Oh, I thought that meant you were making a right turn.”

Dad: “Oh, shut up.”

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