Trying To Rear-End The Discussion
(My dad has a little mini flashlight on his keys. He hangs his keys off his belt loop on the right side of his pants. The flashlight starts blinking.)
Me: “Dad, your flashlight is blinking.”
Dad: “What?”
Me: “Your right butt cheek is flashing.”
Dad: *checks* “Oh, wow. That’s so weird. I think it’s because my keys keep hitting it.”
Me: “Oh, I thought that meant you were making a right turn.”
Dad: “Oh, shut up.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
