Trying To Purchase The Blame Game

(My aunt and three-year-old cousin are at my house. She is playing on my iPad. I walk over and she is on the App Store trying to buy a game.)

Me: “[Cousin], why are you trying to buy a game?”

Cousin: “I wasn’t!”

Me: “Then who was?”

Cousin: “I don’t know.”

(This goes on for a minute or two.)

Cousin: “I think it was [Dog].”

Me: “But she was in the kitchen.”

Cousin: “Now she’s right over there!”

Me: “I still think you tried to get a game.”

Cousin: “I think it was the sea witch!”