Trying To Mold The Worker Into Shape

| Working | October 11, 2013

(I want to buy some par-baked bread rolls, but the three packages on the shelf all have blue mold on the inside. I pick up a can of drink, and take the rolls up to the desk.)

Me: “Do you have any more of these rolls?”

Cashier: “No.”

Me: “Shame. Well, these are mouldy, so I’ll just leave them with you, and take this drink.”

Cashier: “What?”

Me: “These. Are. Mouldy. I’ll leave them with you so you can throw them out.”

Cashier: *shrugs*

(I swing by the shop the next day. The mouldy rolls are back on the shelf.)

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