Trying To Improv-eyes
(My husband is incredibly forgetful, and always forgets to put on his glasses. His eyesight is terrible. I am chopping vegetables in the kitchen one night when he walks in without his glasses.)
Husband: “Honey, can I help you with the vegetables?”
Me: “No, you’re not even wearing your glasses. You can’t see.”
Husband: “Aw, honey, I’ll be fine. See, I can do it!”
(He grabs the knife and tries to cut a tomato, but misses and cuts his own finger instead.)
Me: “I told you that you can’t do it without your glasses. Go put some Neosporin on that.”
Husband: “But I’m telling you: I can do just fine without my glasses.”
(He stumbles out of the kitchen, whacking his head on the wall and tripping over the dog.)
Me: “…yeah, okay, Mr. Incredible.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?