Homo-Non-Erectus
(My boyfriend has recently found out that one of his coworkers is gay. One evening, we’re laying in bed, getting hot and heavy.)
Boyfriend: *with his hands between my legs* “I wonder if gays are attracted to me.”
Me: *incredulous stare* “Seriously?! NOW?!”
(Needless to say, the mood was dead for a while after that …)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
