Trying To Get You By The Balls

(My girlfriend and I are out playing some one-on-one lacrosse that turns into a somewhat flirty game of keep-away with the ball. Sticks abandoned, we are fighting for control of the ball for a few minutes and my girlfriend ends the game by sticking the ball down her pants.)

Me: “That’s disgusting! Why would you put it in your pants?”

Girlfriend: “It’s my ball; I can do with it what I want!”

Me: “Well, don’t expect me to play lacrosse with you anytime soon.”

Girlfriend: “It’s not under my underwear!”

Me: “That’s still disgusting”

Girlfriend: “I’ll wash it off!”

Me: “Look, if I stuck a ball down my pants, would you want to play with it?”

(My girlfriend and I pause a second then die laughing.)

Me: “Well, we’re definitely not the ultra conservatives we once were.”

Girlfriend: “Nope!”

(She’s a keeper!)