Trying To Get Pay Dirt

My friend’s father apparently has marijuana in his backyard, and my friend claims that he can get some.

One day, he and another friend were walking very quickly around the school, and my dumb friend said that he is going to sell his dad’s weed to a girl at school — they were walking around to mask the smell of the drugs. I walked away, and later at lunch I saw him exchange something with the girl he’d been talking about.

Only then did I find out that my dumb friend had sold dirt for $30(AUD). He got caught by the police, as it was still illegal for students to be selling things on school grounds. What baffled me was that his parents weren’t mad, but almost impressed that he got 30 bucks for dirt!