Trying To Dish It Out

(I’m in the bathroom and about to get in the shower which is only big enough for one person. My boyfriend is in the other room at the time.)

Boyfriend: “I would just like to say….”

Me: “Say what?”

(My boyfriend rushes into the bathroom, naked.)

Boyfriend: “…first shower!”

(I step into the shower before he can get in.)

Me: “Ha!”

Boyfriend: “FINE. But I’m doing the dishes NAKED!”

(Sure enough, he did the dishes naked.)