They Sheep Together
(My girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. To help close the gap, we often ‘sleep together’ by leaving a Skype call going over night. She is feeling tired, but not sleepy.)
Girlfriend: “Help me get to sleep.”
Me: “Baaa…”
Girlfriend: “Baaa?”
Me: “Baaa.”
Girlfriend: “What are you doing?”
Me: “Helping you count sheep! Baaa!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
