Trying To Clear The House Of All Junk

| Related | January 30, 2016

(I have been staying with my sister and her husband over the summer to help with their two children, who are both under five. I am up one morning making breakfast with the kids while their parents sleep in. My nephew has decided to strip off all his clothes and run around, which I don’t think anything of since he’s so little. His father gets up and we’re hanging out, when the following occurs:)

My Sister: *walking into the room* “Augh! Son! No penises in the house!”

(Cue both my brother-in-law and my nephew looking EXTREMELY alarmed.)

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