Trying To Be A Sly Dog

, , , , , , | Friendly | December 26, 2019

(I’m killing time at a library computer, mostly looking at pictures of cute animals on Instagram while listening to music. The guy next to me signals to get my attention.)

Me: *takes out one earbud* “Can I help you?”

Guy: “I see you’re looking at pictures of Dobermans. I can tell you all about the breed, you know.”

Me: *pause* “These are dachshunds.”

(If you’re going to pass yourself off as an expert to impress women at public libraries, maybe pick something you actually do know about.)

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