Boy Am I Glad He Stopped
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| November 12, 2015
(My mother is always very open about teaching me what I want to know. This happens a while after I have learned about the birds and the bees in a book, while we are in a restaurant inside the mall.)
Me: “Mom?”
Mom: “Yes?”
Me: “Granddad is a boy. Does that mean he has a penis?”
Mom: “Yes.”
Me: “Daddy is also a boy. Does he also have a penis?”
Mom: “Yes.”
(By now all men around us have started getting nervous, fearing I might ask if they had one, too. Thankfully, I didn’t continue asking.)
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