Trying To Get Racism Licked
(It’s early in the morning and I have ordered coffee and a doughnut. I am at the drive-thru window waiting. I look in and see the man serving me picking up my doughnut and licking it before putting it in a bag. He comes over.)
Me: “Do you mind giving me a doughnut that doesn’t have your spit on it, please?”
Worker: “What?”
Me: “Get me a different doughnut.”
Worker: “You don’t want me to serve you, do you?”
Me: “Not after rubbing your tongue over my doughnut.”
Worker: “It’s because I’m black, isn’t it?”
Me: *incredulous* “It’s because you literally licked the doughnut you were about to give me.”
Worker: “I’m not serving a bigot like you!” *closes the window*
(I drove off, and as I turned out I could see him enjoying my doughnut and coffee. I complained to the company and was given a load of vouchers as compensation. I drive past the place on the way to work, and I haven’t seen that guy since.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
