Trying To Get His Mind In The Gutter

(We have a leaky gutter right over the kitchen window. It bugs my mom, so one rainy day she points it out to Dad.)

Mom: “[Dad], you really should fix that leaky gutter.”

Dad: *shrugs* “I can’t do it now. It’s raining!”

(Later, on a nice sunny day.)

Mom: “It’s not raining now. Go fix that gutter!”

Dad: *shrugs* “It’s not leaking now.”