Try Wallmart, Part 2
Me: “Thank you for calling Borders. How can I help you?”
Caller: “Yeah, I’m redoing my kitchen right now and I could use some help. I’ve got all the counters and the floors and the cabinets planned, but I can’t decide what to do with the walls. I was thinking some kind of trim would be nice.”
Me: “Okay.”
Caller: *silent*
Me: “Sorry, what are you looking for?”
Caller: “Just trying to figure out what you offer.”
Me: “Uh, well, I can do a quick search on home renovation or decorating and see what we have?”
Caller: “Don’t you have samples or something?”
Me: “What?”
Caller: *sighs loudly* “SAMPLES. Can you come over and bring me some samples?”
Me: “…What?”
Caller: “Oh, good God. Samples, honey! SAM-PLES. They come in a big binder? Show all your different kinds of wallpaper?”
Me: “You know you’ve called Borders, yes?”
Caller: “Of course!”
Me: “…and you know Borders is a bookstore?”
Caller: “No. It’s a wallpaper company.”
Me: “It’s not; it’s a bookstore. We sell books.”
Caller: “ONLY books?”
Me: “That’s right.”
Caller: “Well, then why the h*** did you name it Borders? It sounds like you do wallpaper borders and trims and things!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. Do you want me to look up a book on wallpaper for you?”
Caller: “Can you install it if I find something I like?”
Me: “No.”
Caller: “You’re useless!” *hangs up*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.