Try Walking Fifty Shades In My Shoes
(We are about to put on our shoes to go on an outing with friends:)
Boyfriend: “Hey, why are your shoes on top of mine?”
Me: *completely deadpan* “To prove my dominance.”
(Our friends burst out laughing but my boyfriend accepted this explanation without comment.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
