Try To Shut The Door On The Subject
(When this happens, I am talking to my sister while I am putting away leftovers. My sweet, innocent little niece comes over.)
Niece: “Mommy? When are you going to do the sexy with Daddy?”
Sister: “WHAT?!”
Niece: “You know: when you and daddy go hide behind your door for a long time!”
(I nearly burst a gut laughing, and my sister had a chat with her husband.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
