Try To Keep A Straight Face

(I have terrible vision, and have been considering getting laser surgery for a while.)

Me: “Yeah, I mean I’ll probably get the surgery eventually.”

Mom: *enthusiastically* “That’s a really good idea! When do you think?”

Me: *laughing* “When I can afford it.”

Mom: “You know, your dad and I could help. In fact, we’d probably cover it.”

Me: “Oh, wow, really? Thank you so much!”

Mom: Of course! I’ve been wanting you to get a nose job for years!”