Try To Keep A Poke Face
Shoe Store | Right
| December 30, 2012
(An old man comes up to purchase a pair of shoes. I am nearby while my manager rings it up.)
Manager: “Now, hold onto your receipt, because you can use it anytime to get another pair half price!”
Customer: “Oh, I doubt I’ll get to use it. I’ll probably be dead before I need new shoes again.”
Manager: “Oh, don’t say that! You’ve got to stay positive!”
Customer: “Ah, when you get to be my age, all the ‘positive’ gets used up. First you can’t poke it no more, and then it just goes downhill from there!” *leaves*
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