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I work for Wendy’s, a fast food chain. We had to call the police to have a moron thrown out this week.

The guy saw a picture of Wendy and… decided that this was a trans Ronald McDonald. He spent nearly an hour ranting in our lobby to any customer who came in about how “woke-ism” was out of control.

Customer: “Ronald is trans now! RONALD MCDONALD! THIS IS TRANS RONALD!”

Finally, the police arrived — forty-five minutes after we called them — and escorted the man off of the property. I’m just so exhausted.