Try Some Phish Food Instead
(My husband and I are trying to figure out what to have for dinner.)
Husband: “I mean there’s seafood… or breakfast food. Breakfast fish?”
Me: “I’m not so sure breakfast fish is a thing.”
Husband: “Well you never know. I mean, there’s fish candy.”
Me: “You mean Swedish fish?”
Husband: “Yes.”
Me: “Those aren’t fish flavored.”
Husband: “Oh.”
(Pause.)
Me: “Did you really think they were fish flavored?”
Husband: “Little bit.”
(After some more thought, we realized there ARE breakfast fish dishes: kippers, smoked salmon, and fried catfish and eggs, among others.. But Swedish fish still aren’t fish flavored.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
