Try Our New De Caf Bonne Nuit Blend
Customer: *angrily* “Get your manager. I have a complaint!”
Me: “Of course, sir. Just a moment, please.”
(I get the manager.)
Manager: “Can I help you, sir?”
Customer: *still angry* “Yesterday evening, I ordered six cups of coffee to go because I had work to do, but I fell asleep after an hour! My work is ruined! I’m going to sue your a**!”
Manager: “What flavor did you order?”
Customer: *thinks for a moment* “A French flavor… de Caf!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
