Try Not To Get All Tore Up About It
(A woman walks into my line and puts a big 18-pack of soda on my belt with a coupon attached that’s sometimes hard to remove.)
Me: “Hi. How are you?”
(She’s attempting to remove the coupon and she tears it.)
Me: *trying to make a joke* “That’s why y’all don’t normally take those things off. They’re so difficult.”
Customer: “Excuse me?! I’ll remove it if I want to! Don’t worry; I’ll go to another line!”
Me: “It was a joke…”
(She left and went to another register, and she got that cashier to get one of the managers. She loudly complains to them, pointing at me and such. My manager never brought it up to me.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?