Try The Imaginarium Down The Street

(I am working in a store that mostly sells t-shirts and since the store is located in a big tourist area and nearly all our customers are from out of state or country, we’re encouraged to mess and joke around with our customers. One day I’m working the register when this exchange happens.)

Me: “All right, your total today is going be [amount].”

Customer: “Do you take credit cards?”

Me: “Yup, we take all forms of payments… except imaginary money. We can’t accept that, unfortunately.”

Customer: “Darn, I’ve got a lot of imaginary dollars piling up at home, too.”

Me: “You should take it to an imaginary store and go on a shopping spree, then.”

Customer: “You might be on to something there.”