Trust Us, There Are Far Worse

Me: “Hi, what can I get for you today?”

Customer: “Um, I’d like the… is the teriyaki good?”

Me: “Yes, it’s one of our most popular subs.”

Customer: “Okay, a teriyaki chicken sub on… Italian Herbs & Spices?”

Me: “Italian Herb & Cheese? No problem.”

Customer: “Yes, sorry. Uh, not toasted. Can I have that dark orange cheese?”

Me: “The old English? Sure. Which salad would you like?”

Customer: “Um… lettuce, tomato… cucumber, carrot… ooh, and just a little bit of onion.”

Me: “Of course. Would you like the Sweet Onion sauce?”

Customer: “Is that good with that?”

Me: “It’s the recommended sauce, yes.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. Yes, please. Boy, I bet I’m just the worst customer!”

Me: “Not. Even. Close.”