Trump And Taxes

| Romantic | February 3, 2016

(I’m catching up with my boyfriend when this exchange happens.)

Me: “Have you heard of Crystal Valentine? She is a poet who came to my school for MLK day.”

Boyfriend: “I have not, but she sounds nice.”

Me: “I would hardly call her nice, but you should check her out.”

Boyfriend: “What do you mean when you say she is not nice?”

Me: *not sure how to explain her* “Well, one of the poems she performed was about murdering Trump.”

Boyfriend: “Well, who hasn’t thought about how they would kill him?”


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