True Exits Are On The Way Out
(We are a very small store, and only have one entrance/exit door. A visitor from a larger city, is standing in the middle of the store, looking lost.)
Me: “Hello, sir. Can I help you with anything?”
Customer: “Yes. Where is your exit?”
Me: “Our exit?”
Customer: “Yes, I came in that door, but I can’t find your exit.”
Me: “We only have one door.”
Customer: “One door? How strange!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
