Trouble Brewing, Part 3

(A customer buys a big bottle of beer and takes it out of the store in a brown paper bag as required by law. He returns a few seconds later with only the bag, and this conversation takes place.)

Customer: “Hey, there’s glass all over your parking lot.”

Me: “What happened?”

Customer: “Oh, I dropped my beer.”

Me: “Okay.”

(I grab the broom and dustpan and tell my co-worker to mind the till while I sweep it up. As I’m on the way out the door, the customer stops me.)

Customer: “So, can I get another bottle of beer?”

Me: “Why wouldn’t you get another bottle of beer?”

Customer: “No, I mean, don’t I get a free one?”

Me: “Why would you get a free beer?”

Customer: “I dropped it in your parking lot!”