Trimming The Profits

(The guy I’m seeing and I have just had sex and are laying around talking. Note: We are both South Park fans.)

Me: *points to his crotch* “Do you trim, or does it just grow like that?”

Him: *stares at me*

Me: “That was a really dumb question, wasn’t it?”

Him: “No, no. It happens by magic. Actually, I hired the Underwear Gnomes to do it while they’re down there.”

Me: “Oh, my god! We finally figured out what Step Two was! One: Steal underwear, Two: trim pubic hair, Three: profit!”