Tread Carefully

(My 5 year old niece recently had an incident with a treadmill, in which she obtained some pretty gnarly injuries down both of her arms. At the store she tells my dad (her grandpa) she wants to ride on top of a cart that looks like a car.)

Grandpa: “That doesn’t sound like a good idea to me. Sounds dangerous.”

Niece: “But mom lets me do it!”

Grandpa: “She also lets you play on the treadmill.”

Niece: “SHUT UP!”