Traveling, To, The, Grammar, Quadrant

| Romantic | June 27, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are chatting online, and he sends me a link to an advert he has written to sell his camera.)

Me: “Honey, I love you, but you abuse the apostrophe.”

Boyfriend: “Maybe I do, but, it’s okay, because, if you, imagine the sentence, in William Shatner’s voice, with them, as dramatic, pauses, everything, falls neatly into place.”

Me: “Those are commas.”

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