Trash Talking

| Romantic | November 28, 2012

(My boyfriend and I live 700 miles away from each other, so we frequently call or text to stay in contact. I am also exceptionally innocent and sheltered for my age, so there are some terms or phrases that I frequently get wrong.)

Me: *on the phone* “This distance is awful. We should arrange a meeting or something halfway so we don’t spend 12 hours in the car.”

Boyfriend: “That sounds nice, but what would we do?

Me: “I was thinking we’d rent a hotel room, order pizza, and watch trashy movies.”

Boyfriend: “Um, sweetheart, I don’t think that means what you think it means.”

(He explains.)

Me: *embarrassed* “Oh, my God! I thought those were movies you threw in the trash because they were so bad!”

Boyfriend: *laughing* “And this is one of the many reasons why I love you.”

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