Trash Talking Long Distance
(My family and I are on vacation. We also own a garbage company.)
Me: “Hey, mom, your phone is ringing.”
Mom: *picks up phone* “Hello, this is [Mom].”
Customer: “Why the h*** didn’t you pick up my garbage?”
Mom: “I’m sorry, we are on vacation and have someone different driving. He may just be running late.”
Customer: “I don’t care what’s happening. Get my garbage picked up right now, b****!”
Mom: “I’m sorry, but I can’t help you because I’m 1000 miles away.”
Customer: “Come get my f******* trash!”
(This continues for about 30 minutes.)
Customer: “Listen, if you don’t come get my trash right now I’m going to quit with your service.”
Mom: “Fine, we don’t need a customer like you anyway. Thanks for ruining my f****** vacation.” *hangs up*