Trash-Talking God

(My brother is seven at the time and is on the bus with my dad. He has recently been making some exciting new discoveries during Sunday School.)

Brother: “Did you know that God is everywhere?”

Dad: “Really, everywhere?”

Brother: “Yes, God is sitting next to that lady and he’s walking on the footpath. Do you know what?”

Dad: “What?”

Brother: “God is even in that rubbish bin.”

(The whole bus erupted in laughter.)