Translations And Spiders And French, Oh My

| Learning | July 25, 2016

Teacher: “Bonjour!”

Me: “You sound particularly bright today, Miss.”

Friend: “Why the French, though?”

Teacher: “I was thinking about something that happened on a French exchange trip.”

Me: “Oh, yeah?”

Teacher: “Instead of saying ‘no thanks, I’m full’ when declining food, I accidentally told them I was pregnant.”

Me: “Nice one.”

Friend: “Is there a moral of the story?”

Teacher: “Don’t go on French exchange trips.” *pauses then walks over to a microscope, holding something* “Do you want to come look under a microscope at this dead spider I found?”

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