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Transitioned Without You

, , , | Romantic | July 24, 2017

(My girlfriend says she has a present for me. She comes into school and grabs my arm, putting a friendship bracelet on it.)

Girlfriend: “There you go!”

Me: “Umm, thanks?”

Girlfriend: “You know what it is?”

Me: “A friendship bracelet.”

Girlfriend: “And do you know what the colours mean?”

Me: “Umm, the colours look like they’re from the trans pride flag…”

Girlfriend: “YES!” *getting excited and staring at me eagerly*

Me: “Okay?”

Girlfriend: “Do you have something to tell me?”

Me: “I’m not trans.”

Girlfriend: “Nonsense! Now hurry up and come out! I want a girlfriend.”

Me: “You don’t just make someone trans by sticking a bracelet on their wrist. If you want a girlfriend go ahead and get one.”

(I broke up with her then and there. She took the bracelet back and has been trying to out every boy in my year. I honestly don’t know if she’s even attracted to women, or why she thinks this acceptable behaviour.)

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