Best Make That A Double (Her Age)

(My wife has gone to lunch on her birthday with her dad and my parents. The waitress is taking everyone’s orders.)

Father-In-Law: “Do you guys do anything special for birthdays?”

Waitress: “Oh, who’s the lucky one?”

Wife: “That’s me!”

Waitress: “Oh, turning 15?”

(My wife’s jaw drops.)

Waitress: “…16?”

(My wife lays her head on the table.)

My Dad: “28.”

Waitress: “Oh… I’m going to go get you a very strong drink now…”