Town And Country: The Dungeon Issue
(I’m at the public library. A librarian is approached by a female patron.)
Patron: “Do you guys carry Playboy or Penthouse magazines?”
Librarian: “No.”
Patron: “Well, there are a bunch of them in the back under a table.”
Librarian: “Okay, I’ll go take a look in a minute. Thank you.”
Patron: “You should get back there, because some kids could see them!”
(The librarian walked back to the area that the patron pointed out and surprisingly saw a few magazines. However, they were all copies of the magazine, “Town and Country.” The issue in question had a cover featuring a female celebrity in a modest dress.)
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
