Touch Of A Racist
Customer: “Where’s that toaster made? China?”
Me: “Yes, sir, it’s made in China. Why do ask?”
Customer: “I knew it! You should be ashamed of yourself, selling dirty merchandise!”
Me: “Dirty? It’s never been used.”
Customer: “The orientals touched it. It’s dirty.”
Me: “Sir, I’m Chinese. I shook your hand when you walked in the door.”
Customer: “S***!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?