A Totally Reasonable Reaction
(I am staying at my grandfather’s house in rural Alaska for a summer. One day, I notice several pockmarks that look like birdshot in the bedroom wall.)
Me: “Grandpa, why did you shoot the wall in my bedroom?”
Grandpa: “There was a spider.”
Me: “You used a shotgun to kill a spider?”
Grandpa: “It was a really big spider.”
Me: “Did you at least get it?”
Grandpa: *sadly* “No.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
