Totally On This Coaching Thing

(My friend and I are texting after he just woke up. He asks what I’m up to, and I ask him the same. A typo leads to the following exchange:)

Him: “So. What’s up?”

Me: “Just hangin. What are you up to?”

Him: “On the coach. Being congested.”

Me: “*couch?”

Him: “Yeah, my bad.”

Me: “Well, I don’t know. Maybe you are with your coach. None of my business what you two do.”

Him: “Yeah, my life coach. Telling me to do a better job.”