Totally Off Your Nut

(I have a coworker with a very bad nut allergy; bad enough that he carries an EpiPen with him in his car. I walk in on him having this conversation with the other cooks one day.)

Coworker: “I almost died the other day. I ate an Almond Joy because I didn’t know there was coconut in it and had to go to the hospital.”

Manager: “Aren’t you deathly allergic to almonds, too?”

Coworker: “Yeah. Why… OH!  Wow, that was stupid of me.”