Totally Lovesick
(My girlfriend is driving me to the hospital for a surgical procedure. I’m understandably nervous but in good humor. She suggests my judgment is off due to my nerves.)
Me: “My judgment isn’t completely impaired.”
Girlfriend: “Of course not. You’re still dating me.”
(After a full recovery, I am still dating her!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
