Totally Lost Their Marbles
Museum Patron: “Yeah, hi, we’ve looked at everything here. Where is the ‘real” art?”
Me: “Uhm, did you look in all these rooms downstairs and upstairs?”
Museum Patron: “Yeah, we saw all that but it’s just a bunch of marble statues. Where is the REAL art?”
Me: “Ma’am, this IS real art.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?