Totally, Like, Engorgio
(I had a baby less than a week ago and my breasts are very engorged.)
Husband: *poking my chest* “Engorgio!”
Me: “What?”
Husband: *pokes me again* “Engorgio!”
Me: “Are you trying to make them bigger?”
Husband: “Yeah, I guess it doesn’t work if they’re already engorged.”
Me: “I love you, but you’re a total nerd.”
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Totally, Like, Avada-Kedavra
Totally, Like, Sectumsempra
(from NotAlwaysRight):
Totally, Like, Aguamenti
Totally, Like, Excruciatus
