Totally Estúpido! Part 10
(The company I work for sells jewelry on TV and is entirely based in the UK but has a show that airs in the USA. We do have a couple of employees that speak Spanish, but they are off today. We only get Spanish customers occasionally.)
Me: “Hello, this is [Company], [My Name] speaking. How can I help?”
Customer: *starts speaking Spanish*
Me: “Oh, I… I don’t speak Spanish.”
Customer: *speaks Spanish*
Me: “Uh, no hablo Español?”
Customer: *carries on speaking Spanish but much more slowly*
Me: “No hablo Español! I. Do. Not. Speak. Spanish.”
Customer: *in PERFECT English* “I f****** hate you guys.” *hangs up*
Related:
Totally Estupido, Part 9
Totally Estupido, Part 8
Totally Estupido, Part 7
