Totally Bugging Out
(I have severe entomophobia: the fear of bugs. Consequently, I always stay indoors. One day, I am playing video games when something on the floor catches my eye. It is a roach crawling across the ground, one of those winged ones. It also is HUGE. I freak out and run to my bedroom.)
Me: *grabbing phone* “[Roommate], get back home quickly! Please!”
(My roommate hears my fear and is instantly concerned.)
Roommate: “What’s wrong?”
Me: *gibbering* “There a huge disgusting roach in the living room! Help!”
Roommate: “Oh, geez, is that all? Just throw a shoe at it. I thought there was a robber in the house or something.”
Me: “It’s huge! And it has wings!”
Roommate: “Fine, I’ll be there.”
(He comes home and I point out where the roach is. By this time, I’m sobbing like a crazy person and whimpering.)
Roommate: “Is that it?! Holy s***! It’s the biggest roach I’ve ever seen.”
Me: “Just kill it before I go crazy!”
(My roommate got a shoe and tried to smash it, but then the roach HISSED at him and flew around! I fainted and was woken by my roommate. He killed it but I insisted on calling an exterminator.)
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