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Totally Bating You

| Romantic | August 8, 2016

(My boyfriend and I are saying goodbye after having a bit of time together after I got off of a particularly long and exhausting shift at work. In trying to raise my spirits, we are both being especially affectionate and cutesy.)

Boyfriend: “Have a good night; I love you.”

Me: “I love you too, babe. Thanks for coming and making my night better.”

Boyfriend: “Happy to, my dear. I’ll text you when I get home.”

Me: “I’ll wait with bated breath!” *pauses realizing what that means* “Or… maybe not bated breath…”

Boyfriend: “Babe, please breathe.”